This joke perfectly captures why as a Polish woman, I will never be a part of the Western world, if Gilbert Gottfried were Polish, he would tell such jokes.

 It's an explanation about the apparent beef with Rush fanbase, which I'm forgetting about now:

"There were three Polish men and one Polish woman. They went to a casting in Hollywood. The director, casting guy opened the door for them. He asked: 'What do you have to offer?' To this, they replied: 'We are a rock band, could you listen to our recordings?' The recordings were good, the foreigners praised them, claiming they could match the classics of rock. To this, the casting guy replied: 'That’s out, next please.' So the whole four began to show their acting talent for playing in dramas, comedies, etc. To this, the casting guy answered: 'Noooo, that’s out! Next please!' So they started circus tricks, including juggling, acrobatics, as well as animal training. To this, the casting guy answered again: 'No, that's out! Next please' The desperate and terrified crew began to cry bitter tears: 'NOOO, WE BEG YOU... WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH?' To this, the casting guy replied: 'Because you’re from Poland and you were hurting my family,' the casting guy replied, specifically having no proof that the whole four and their famillies hurt his family. To this, the desperate four replied: 'IS THE BLOOD OF OUR ANCESTORS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU??? Ukrainians sawed us with a saw, Germans put us in camps, smashed the skulls of infants, Russians sent us to Siberia, to the cold, Ukrainians applied 300 tortures over several years against us, including nails to the skull, Germans shot in the back of the head, Russians too, Germans suffocated us with gas, Russians lashed us, raped children, women, animals, smeared excrement everywhere at the faces of our ancestors, literally like monkeys, not to offend them, these barbarians, women, children, old people etc. suffered agonies, Oh Jesus...' To this, the casting guy replied: OH F*CK BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD, BECOME COMEDIANS, YOU HAVE A PERMANENT JOB WITH ME! The Polish four left, took offense, and never returned..."

Gilbert Gottfried by się tego nie powstydził, gdyby był Polakiem.

 

Kawał wymyślony przeze mnie:

Było trzech Polaków i jedna Polka. Pojechali na casting w Hollywoodzie.

Otworzył im drzwi Pan dyrektor-castingowiec.

Zapytał się: ""Co macie do zaoferowania?""

Na to oni odpowiedzieli: ""Jesteśmy zespołem rockowym, mógłby Pan przesłuchać naszych nagrań?""

Nagrania były dobre, zagraniczniacy pochwalili je, twierdząc iż mogą dorównać klasykom rocka.

Na to castingowiec odpowiedział: ""To odpada, następne proszę"".

No to cała czwórka zaczęła pokazywać swój talent aktorski to grywania w dramatach, komediach itd.

Na to castingowiec: ""Nieeee, to odpada! Następne proszę""

No to zaczęli sztuczki cyrkowe, w tym żonglowanie, akrobatyka, tudzież tresowanie zwierząt.

Na to znowuż castingowiec im odpowiedział: ""Niee, proszę o następne!""

Zrozpaczona i przerażona ferajna zaczęła płakać gorzkimi łzami:

""NIEEEE, PROSIMY... DLACZEGO NAS TAK NIENAWIDZICIE?""

Na to castingowiec odpowiedział: ""Boście z Polski i krzywdziliście moją rodzinę"", odpowiedział castingowiec, akurat nie mając dowodu na to, że cała czwórka i jej rodzina krzywdziła jego rodzinę.

Na to zdesperowana czwórka odpowiedziała:

"CZY MAŁO WAM KRWI NASZYCH PRZODKÓW??? UKRAIŃCY PIŁĄ NAS RŻNĘLI, NIEMCY DO OBOZÓW WSADZALI, ROZBIJALI CZASZKI NIEMOWLĄT, ROSJANIE NAS NA SYBIR, NA ZIMNO WYSYŁALI, UKRAIŃCY 300 TORTUR PRZEZ KILKA LAT WYSTOSOWYWALI WOBEC NAS W TYM GWOŹDZIE DO CZASZKI, NIEMCY STRZELALI W TYŁ GŁOWY, ROSJANIE TEŻ, NIEMCY NAS DUSILI GAZEM, RUSCY NAS BATOŻYLI, GWAŁCILI DZIECI, KOBIETY, ZWIERZĘTA, ROZMAZYWALI WSZĘDZIE ODCHODY TWARZE NASZYCH PRZODKÓW, JAK MAŁPY DOSŁOWNIE, ICH NIE OBRAŻAJĄC, CI BARBARZYŃCY, KOBIETY, DZIECI, STARCY ITD. CIERPIELI KATUSZE, O JEZUNIU..."

Na to castingowiec odpowiedział: O KURRR*A BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, TO NAJŚMIESZNIEJSZY ŻART NA ŚWIECIE, ZOSTAŃCIE KOMIKAMI, MACIE U MNIE ETAT!

Polska czwórka wyszła, obraziła się, i więcej nie wróciła...

I know why is Poland laughed at and Polish historical suffering so trivialized

 It all doesn't help. 
How many times have I explained to foreign people that Poles have also been killed in many gruesome ways? Wola, Volhynia, Katyn, you name it. Most cruel was Volyn with 300 tortures against Poles, but other ways like camps and Poles getting shot in the back of the head were also unbearable.
My beef with my favorite band was exactly over this. 
I had to create Gilbert Gottfried-esque jokes about my country's suffering, put on my Alice Cooper's persona (Dead Babies and Cold Ethyl come to mind).
But most people there didn't catch what I wanted to say nor did they catch the joke.
Some people just need to Google who the hell was "Testoviron" meme in Poland.
Basically this guy called Testoviron was a misogynistic and anti-Polish dickhead who pretended to be from Israel, but in reality he was a Pole from Chicago, hating other Poles.
I just wish Neil Peart's sister understood, what I was joking about. Because yes, frankly I didn't like the Rush-The Runaways feud, as both bands were my favorites.
So the thing is, Poland is actually hated by all nations, it seems like most nations wish the Polish people non-existence or other cruel things that remind us of trauma.
At least it's great that I have NO BEEF with Rush anymore, at least I can give it to 2027.
But I wish people cared a little more about Polish suffering, as the mainstream media wishes upon us another experience of awful conflicts.