This joke perfectly captures why as a Polish woman, I will never be a part of the Western world, if Gilbert Gottfried were Polish, he would tell such jokes.

 It's an explanation about the apparent beef with Rush fanbase, which I'm forgetting about now:

"There were three Polish men and one Polish woman. They went to a casting in Hollywood. The director, casting guy opened the door for them. He asked: 'What do you have to offer?' To this, they replied: 'We are a rock band, could you listen to our recordings?' The recordings were good, the foreigners praised them, claiming they could match the classics of rock. To this, the casting guy replied: 'That’s out, next please.' So the whole four began to show their acting talent for playing in dramas, comedies, etc. To this, the casting guy answered: 'Noooo, that’s out! Next please!' So they started circus tricks, including juggling, acrobatics, as well as animal training. To this, the casting guy answered again: 'No, that's out! Next please' The desperate and terrified crew began to cry bitter tears: 'NOOO, WE BEG YOU... WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH?' To this, the casting guy replied: 'Because you’re from Poland and you were hurting my family,' the casting guy replied, specifically having no proof that the whole four and their famillies hurt his family. To this, the desperate four replied: 'IS THE BLOOD OF OUR ANCESTORS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU??? Ukrainians sawed us with a saw, Germans put us in camps, smashed the skulls of infants, Russians sent us to Siberia, to the cold, Ukrainians applied 300 tortures over several years against us, including nails to the skull, Germans shot in the back of the head, Russians too, Germans suffocated us with gas, Russians lashed us, raped children, women, animals, smeared excrement everywhere at the faces of our ancestors, literally like monkeys, not to offend them, these barbarians, women, children, old people etc. suffered agonies, Oh Jesus...' To this, the casting guy replied: OH F*CK BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD, BECOME COMEDIANS, YOU HAVE A PERMANENT JOB WITH ME! The Polish four left, took offense, and never returned..."

Gilbert Gottfried by się tego nie powstydził, gdyby był Polakiem.

 

Kawał wymyślony przeze mnie:

Było trzech Polaków i jedna Polka. Pojechali na casting w Hollywoodzie.

Otworzył im drzwi Pan dyrektor-castingowiec.

Zapytał się: ""Co macie do zaoferowania?""

Na to oni odpowiedzieli: ""Jesteśmy zespołem rockowym, mógłby Pan przesłuchać naszych nagrań?""

Nagrania były dobre, zagraniczniacy pochwalili je, twierdząc iż mogą dorównać klasykom rocka.

Na to castingowiec odpowiedział: ""To odpada, następne proszę"".

No to cała czwórka zaczęła pokazywać swój talent aktorski to grywania w dramatach, komediach itd.

Na to castingowiec: ""Nieeee, to odpada! Następne proszę""

No to zaczęli sztuczki cyrkowe, w tym żonglowanie, akrobatyka, tudzież tresowanie zwierząt.

Na to znowuż castingowiec im odpowiedział: ""Niee, proszę o następne!""

Zrozpaczona i przerażona ferajna zaczęła płakać gorzkimi łzami:

""NIEEEE, PROSIMY... DLACZEGO NAS TAK NIENAWIDZICIE?""

Na to castingowiec odpowiedział: ""Boście z Polski i krzywdziliście moją rodzinę"", odpowiedział castingowiec, akurat nie mając dowodu na to, że cała czwórka i jej rodzina krzywdziła jego rodzinę.

Na to zdesperowana czwórka odpowiedziała:

"CZY MAŁO WAM KRWI NASZYCH PRZODKÓW??? UKRAIŃCY PIŁĄ NAS RŻNĘLI, NIEMCY DO OBOZÓW WSADZALI, ROZBIJALI CZASZKI NIEMOWLĄT, ROSJANIE NAS NA SYBIR, NA ZIMNO WYSYŁALI, UKRAIŃCY 300 TORTUR PRZEZ KILKA LAT WYSTOSOWYWALI WOBEC NAS W TYM GWOŹDZIE DO CZASZKI, NIEMCY STRZELALI W TYŁ GŁOWY, ROSJANIE TEŻ, NIEMCY NAS DUSILI GAZEM, RUSCY NAS BATOŻYLI, GWAŁCILI DZIECI, KOBIETY, ZWIERZĘTA, ROZMAZYWALI WSZĘDZIE ODCHODY TWARZE NASZYCH PRZODKÓW, JAK MAŁPY DOSŁOWNIE, ICH NIE OBRAŻAJĄC, CI BARBARZYŃCY, KOBIETY, DZIECI, STARCY ITD. CIERPIELI KATUSZE, O JEZUNIU..."

Na to castingowiec odpowiedział: O KURRR*A BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, TO NAJŚMIESZNIEJSZY ŻART NA ŚWIECIE, ZOSTAŃCIE KOMIKAMI, MACIE U MNIE ETAT!

Polska czwórka wyszła, obraziła się, i więcej nie wróciła...

I know why is Poland laughed at and Polish historical suffering so trivialized

 It all doesn't help. 
How many times have I explained to foreign people that Poles have also been killed in many gruesome ways? Wola, Volhynia, Katyn, you name it. Most cruel was Volyn with 300 tortures against Poles, but other ways like camps and Poles getting shot in the back of the head were also unbearable.
My beef with my favorite band was exactly over this. 
I had to create Gilbert Gottfried-esque jokes about my country's suffering, put on my Alice Cooper's persona (Dead Babies and Cold Ethyl come to mind).
But most people there didn't catch what I wanted to say nor did they catch the joke.
Some people just need to Google who the hell was "Testoviron" meme in Poland.
Basically this guy called Testoviron was a misogynistic and anti-Polish dickhead who pretended to be from Israel, but in reality he was a Pole from Chicago, hating other Poles.
I just wish Neil Peart's sister understood, what I was joking about. Because yes, frankly I didn't like the Rush-The Runaways feud, as both bands were my favorites.
So the thing is, Poland is actually hated by all nations, it seems like most nations wish the Polish people non-existence or other cruel things that remind us of trauma.
At least it's great that I have NO BEEF with Rush anymore, at least I can give it to 2027.
But I wish people cared a little more about Polish suffering, as the mainstream media wishes upon us another experience of awful conflicts.

Best Gilbert Gottfried's joke?

 Rush in Poland.

Hiya, the bitch is back and ain't nothing gonna break my stride.

What are "pranks", "social experiments" really? I wonder... the world has changed since 2020...

 I was raised in the place, where men could make violent and degrading jokes and nobody cared about it, because "boys will be boys", while us girls and later women felt legitimately tired and sad about these jokes that e.g. denied us women being human.
I experienced the wonders of the Internet, when young males or older males thought they can degrade me, just because I was a teenager and they were attempting to stalk me, yet I didn't give in.
I didn't care about it, because before the traumatic covid lockdowns, I didn't feel down and sad all the time.
Sadly some nasty poltiicians decided they are gonna lock the whole humanity up, because up covid, they made us feel like prisoners and I had to rely on alternative sources to gather my information, because there was censorship on the Internet. 
I had severe lockdown meltdowns and I'm surprised that I'm still kicking, despite that trauma.
I was cyberbullied by someone who identified himself as Romanian, but he admitted he was a "Muslim", the administrator of TheApricity said something about him being a "Palestinian" as well, so that explains my neutrality, I thought I'm gonna be unalived or something, that was somewhere on the imageboard. I had to find myself a community, so I was a part of TheApricity forum, which in my imagination, allowed me to travel to different countries, but some awful man on the imageboard ruined my whole fun and started calling me "a Polish whore". I fell into meltdown and I had to use some coping mechanisms to allieve my pain. And now I have a group of enemies that are weaponizing my trauma against me and them hating my parents, my mother, my father, even though the arguments stemmed from the fact that we all were locked up in the lockdowns!
There are males harassing me in the group "Ugh... Olga Nesterowicz is posting again", and because they want to gain something from me, stalk, harass me, just because I'm a woman, who is since covid lockdowns outspoken, as Sarah Everard was unjustly killed, I can't entertain this any longer. They paint themselves as "victims", while I was victimized multiple times and nobody cares about it, because I'm obviously a targeted individual. I annoyed wrong people, especially on the Rush fandom and "gender-critical group" on Facebook, which didn't support real radical feminist women like JK Rowling, instead they supported men and Donald Trump - and all the oppressive against women politicians. They expected from me that I'm going to put up with degrading jokes against women, against Poland - they were actually showing the deepest contempt against me, just because I was both of these. But when I said "no!" and I weaponized their misogynistic and anti-Polish jokes against them (pretending to agree with their nasty drivel and I made a caricature out of their jokes, for them to see, how nicely I felt), they started treating me as a "problem".
Deepfakes and AI allow this kind of weaponization of awful "jokes" against women, Poland as well, according to their imagination. Sadly, the new technology drives to the dystopia we are facing since Covid lockdowns.
I hope I can fight my good fight against those malicious males and their female handmaiden, who think male interest in degrading Slavic women is their duty.

I'm super worried about the future of Poland, with people who are willing to defame my badly suffering from Germany country.

 

The history of Poland is being rewritten and Poles are rewritten as antisemites by the likes of Geddy Lee of Rush, who constantly refuses to perform in Poland, because of boycott (doesn't matter if there were only INDIVIDUALS WHO ACTED LIKE THIS).

Those very same people don't have anything against 70000+ murdered Gazans. I'm no pro-Israeli, nor pro-Palestinian, but mind your language, when you speak about Poland and Poles!

I do realize... Polish people weren't saints, some of them e.g. Józef Ogień Kuraś, were murderers and rapists of even fellow Polish folks.

But to say that all Polish people hated Jews, while unaliving Palestinians like real hypocrites, is gigantic stretch!

It erases the memory about Poles who were brave enough to save the Jewish lives, obviously despite the GERMAN-IMPOSED DEATH PENALTY AGAINST WHILE POLISH FAMILLIES WHO SAVED THE JEWISH LIVES!

Singling out Poland due to some obscure and undefined by excavations pogroms, obscures the fact that Poles were stuck between Nazis and Communists (Germans and Soviets) invading Poland.

So, I had to respond to this polonophobe on "The Genocide of the Ethnic Poles" group.

Poles were the victims as well and some antisemites didn't mean anything, Germans punished any contact of Poles with Jews, the same way PETA punishes any contact of children and overall humans with animals, be it wild or domesticated (petting, cuddling etc.). I meant with this that perhaps more Polish people wanted to genuinely SAVE JEWS, that the historians are willing to talk about! Same like it's natural for children to crave animal petting!

Men are systematically killing women, yet you don't hear women dogmatically hating men, as much as some men extremely hate women, because women refuse to "sleep" with them!
This comment below is also an another example of Jewish people stereotyping Poles as merely Catholics, not e.g. atheists, pagans, agnostics etc.! Although "Cum Primum" papal letter STIGMATIZED POLISH PEOPLE FOR PROTESTING AGAINST OCCUPIERS!

DLATEGO PROSZĘ POLSKICH FANÓW RUSH O PRZEKONANIE GEDDY'EGO LEE DO KONCERTU W POLSCE, GDYŻ GEDDY LEE POWINIEN ZOBACZYĆ, ŻE POLSKA NIE JEST ANTYSEMICKIM KRAJEM, TYLKO KRAJEM BEZPIECZNYM DLA ŻYDÓW, ILE RAZY MAM POLSKICH FANÓW RUSH O TO PROSIĆ?

A teraz wyobraź sobie...

Że wstawiasz zdjęcie swojej twarzy do Internetu, a ktoś tworzy filmiki z Tobą w sytuacjach, które nie miały miejsca. Jesteś najgorszym kryminalistą, albo występowałeś/aś w filmach nieodpowiednich.
Jak się z tym czujesz? Jak mniej niż człowiek? Ano, to technologia deepfake, czyli "głęboka fałszywka". 
Animacja twarzy za pomocą sztucznej inteligencji. Cyberprzestępcy używają klonowania głosu i twarzy.
A teraz łyso Ci, palancie - Ty który twierdzisz, że "kobiety przesadzają"?